WIKP? February 16, 2009

Ostensibly, Katy Perry and Benji Madden are now dating.  Odd – since I didn’t know that he and Paris Hilton ever broke up…

I mean, I guess that would be an acceptable pairing.

Paris = preggers? July 15, 2008

While I was in the dentist chair this morning, I received an “OMG Paris Hilton may be pregnant!” text message.  This was news I already heard, or at least I thought I heard.  And then I started thinking about a possible heiress-twin rock band brother-and their babies reality show.  And then I thought that perhaps this was a sure fire sign of the apocolypse.  Much, much worse than the Heidi Montag clue in Jeopardy.

I don’t know.  I just do not know.  Thoughts?

Snap Judgements February 25, 2008

Remember when Benji was the hot Madden brother?

New News February 24, 2008

– Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are allegedly dating now. Talk about a dating whore… Benji just got out of a long engagement to Aussie model Sophie Monk. If this Paris/Benji thing works out, then Paris and Nicole can be sister-in-laws. Does anyone else smell a really bad reality show in the works? “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” can be their ironic theme song.

– Angelina Jolie is for sure totally pregnant.  In my opinion, that makes her for sure totally less attractive.  Again.

– And most importantly, or sadly, Zac Efron is gay. Need evidence?

…Poor Vanessa.