esoteric lexicon
November 16, 2010

I have a new item to add to the Urban Dictionary this week.  It’s Jewipino.  A Jewipino is the result of a Philipino and Jewish union, resulting in a child.

Said child would enjoy blood-matzo ball soup on the holidays.

If you see something, say something!
November 3, 2010


Jew sympathizers?

July 19, 2010

check this out!
November 10, 2009

Jews in Dothan, Alabama are paying other Jewish families up to $50,000 to move there.  I’m in.

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October 20, 2009

Only in NYC:

At the Hospital

Near NYU

Near NYU

new american girl?
May 25, 2009

Well, the doll company finally caved and now has a Jewish American Girl.  Her name is Rebecca Rubin and she is of Russian-Jewish heritage.

I guess her outfit works, but where is the Tiffany’s necklace?  And her hair is some weird halfway point between wavy and not-wavy.  And that isn’t really an option for any of us.  It’s either Japanese straightened in Boca or curly!  Come on AG, where are your researchers?  We need better accuracy.

happy belated purim!
March 11, 2009

You know most Jewish holidays revolve around the same theme: they tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat!  Same goes with yesterday’s holiday.  This website decided to celebrate with the top sexiest Jewish celebrities.  Half of them, I had no clue were part of the tribe.  Pink?  Really?  

But you know who did not make the list?  Amy Winehouse.  I thought coke was the new sexy? Anyway, Madonna did make the list, and she’s Catholic!  Epic religion fail.

if you see something, say something!
August 14, 2008

As taken from someone’s Facebook profile – I had no idea this existed:

jewby jewby jew…
August 13, 2008

Word on the street has it that LiLo is talking about converting to Judaism for Samantha Ronson.  What?  This is just silly.  Jews are sexy and all, but I think this is unnecessary…

Unless it means they really truly are serious.  And my mind is starting to implode…

March 17, 2008

Kind of obsessed.