Kitty Hanukkah – Nights 6 and 7
December 7, 2010

I was neglectful last night.  Sorry, it’s REALLY HARD to keep track of the nights of Hanukkah when I’m not getting a present each night.  #truestory #imaJAP

Anyway, look how freaking cute the babies are when they sleep!  Like two kittens in a basket.  Wait…


Kitty Hanukkah – Night 4
December 4, 2010

He’s so dreamy.

we are chock-full of hanukkah around here!
December 3, 2010

There’s not only one but TWO brand new songs for the holiday this season.  Thank G-d because I’ve been sick of the stupid Adam Sandler one since… well… since it came out.

Plus… Jews on ice.  I mean, come on.

Kitty Hanukkah – Night 2
December 2, 2010

So this one is kind of Christmasy, but there is nothing more Christmasy than a Jew who loves Christmas.  AmIright?

Kitty Hanukkah – Night 1
December 1, 2010

For the next 8 days, I’m going to post pictures of one or both of my kittens.  Because what’s better than celebrating Jewish holidays with cute kittens?  NOTHING.

She’s famous on the Internet, you know.

December 1, 2010

What’s better than an acapella group, you ask?  A Jewish acapella group singing about Hanukkah to the tune of Taio Cruz’s song “Dynomite.”  This is amazing.  Seriously.  Check it out:

And happy first day of Hanukkah! :)

December 8, 2009

Being that there are only 4 shopping days left until Hanukkah, I figured I should post a list for my friends, family, stalkers, potential quarries, and sorry suckers who happen to drift to this blog every so often.  Please note: there are five and a half shopping months until my birthday if this happens to become too excessive.

1. A new header. Obviously this blog has transitioned greatly from its beginnings as a silly gossip blog as an add-on to my resume when I was applying to work for blogs almost two years ago.  I want a new theme that is Superman-themed with the tag-line saying something like: Setting the wrong things… write.

2. A Tiffany key. Growing up, my mother was wanting to buy me jewelry, saying I’d love it later in life.  I always argued, saying I’d rather something I could enjoy then: like a Tickle-Me Elmo or a new CD player.  But later in life, is now.  I’m ready.

3. A new camera. The one I have is a Fuji POS.  I only bought it because I stupidly left my Nikon in a cab and wanted one that was the same color.  I’ve learned my lesson, lens-gods: do not buy something simply because it’s bright pink.  Go for quality.  I need a Canon or a Nikon, and although I’d like to be snooty and say I want a real-person camera, I think I still want a point and shoot.

4. iPhone. I would like for it to be June 2010, so I can acquire this on Verizon.  I’d also like these rumors to be confirmed as true.  Otherwise, I guess I would settle for the Droid.

5. Kitty. I want something cute and small and warm and soft and I want it to love me and sleep in my bed and cuddle my face and mew mew mew.  I will have to acquire this in February, after I’ve moved, though.

…more to come when thought of.

had to post this…
December 23, 2008



All I want for Christmas* is you.