Four Loko gets CANNED!

(ba-dum-chhhh!)

So yeah, I read in the paper today that Four Loko is now officially outlawed in three states, and the last shipment is coming to NY on Friday.  I am thinking… amazing business opportunity.  Let’s stock up on that shit and sell it on the DL!  I had this same plan for Girl Scout cookies.  You know, for during the off-season.

Part of the headline explains that the drink is the equivalent of three cups of coffee and three beers.  A) That explains the heinous taste.  B) Why isn’t it called three or six Loco then?  WTF?  Bad marketing.

Anyway.  I’m serious.  Beerious?  Stock up.  Let’s start selling it.

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2 Responses

  1. Hah

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