Land an interview with a digital media company. Get rejected from your dream job (being a professional Twitter-er and Facebooker) because they “want someone with more experience.”
Wonder if you should have mentioned your addiction to social media networking in said interview. Wonder if you should have mentioned the short story you wrote, which was comprised solely of Facebook status updates. Begin to wonder who exactly would have more experience.
Cry into your soy milk and Mini-Wheats bowl.