Yes, you have pretty door knobs and interesting alcoves, but sometimes those doors don’t even open because they’re warped and don’t fit in the frames. And your locks are outdated! You have interesting molding, but your apartments attract more mold. What else do you have to offer? What sort of people lived in you once and thought walking through the bedroom to get to the kitchen or the living room was a perk? Who thinks walking up 5 flights of stairs is charming?
I don’t get you.
PS: I’m writing a letter to your sister, “Sun Drenched Rooms!”. Tell her to expect it later this week.