I would like to start with saying I have always hated facial hair, and especially beards, because I feel like people with beards are hiding something. Whether it’s a pointy chin, or a lot of secrets, I do not know… but what’s with hipster dudes and beards? Honestly. Is it laziness? Is it to match the flannel-now-plaid-but-I-still-wanna-look-like-an-ironic-lumberjack thing? I really, truly don’t get it. I think they’re gross, and probably really scratchy and uncomfortable to those without beards who kiss these men with beads.