stranger by the day.

Last night on the way up to stupidHarlem, I was standing next to a man who looked like he had bite marks right behind his ear.  Like, really deep, probably fresh wounded bite marks.  So I started thinking about where they could have possibly come from.  I came up with the following scenarios:

1. he is really into vampires and a sexytime game of that went sour.  though, this seems improbable because of his demographic.  (older, african american, living in harlem…)

2. he had a really unfortunate run in with a cat.  or maybe a small dog, like a schnauzer.

3. his child bit him.

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