Last night on the way up to stupidHarlem, I was standing next to a man who looked like he had bite marks right behind his ear. Like, really deep, probably fresh wounded bite marks. So I started thinking about where they could have possibly come from. I came up with the following scenarios:
1. he is really into vampires and a sexytime game of that went sour. though, this seems improbable because of his demographic. (older, african american, living in harlem…)
2. he had a really unfortunate run in with a cat. or maybe a small dog, like a schnauzer.
3. his child bit him.