I’m so not hip enough to be living in NYC during Fashion Week. I have friends who are models and know people who are throwing Fashion Week parties that I’ve been invited to, but I feel so uninspired… I mean, I like to shop at Old Navy and Target. Even my collection of designer jeans aren’t cool enough for this famed “holiday.”
But I mean, who would really want to participate in such a thing when a store is promoting “really cute dolls” as part of Fashion Night Out’s brew-ha-ha and they look like this:
IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT CUTE?! I’M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES, MARNI! THOSE ARE HORRIBLE!