Bittersweets

Valentine’s Day is looming, ominous.  And what better a way to celebrate a holiday created to make you feel like shit (unless, of course, you have a Valentine) than purchasing a snarky version of those little hearts?

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Truly, Bittersweets® are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn’t want to hurt your feelings but just doesn’t feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about their crushes on someone who doesn’t appreciate them like you do, can’t love them like you can, and actually takes pleasure in corralling a herd of fawning “just friends” behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.

Check them out at the website.

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2 Responses

  1. ..thank you for the link ;)

  2. Clyde is coming to visit, wanna come too?? It shoild be fun, they will golf, we will shop!!!!!

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