is LC gay?!

Why, oh why… has BWE beaten me, yet again, to a clever blog post?  Why did I not think of this a few hours ago?  Ugh, anyway – reblogged from Best Week Ever:

 

IT’S JUST A QUESTION…

Think about it.

 

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1. She hates all the boys that date her lady friends ====> She’s possessive of her lady friends ====> She wants to make love to her lady friends.

 

2. Her relationships with men consist of vapid, scripted conversations in front of a camera crew ====> She creates enormous drama over the fact that once she has merely spoken to a man, none of her lady friends, past, present, or future, can ever SPEAK to him ====> One by one, she is taking every man in L.A. off the market so that her lady friends have no choice but to make love to her.


IT’S JUST A QUESTION…

Think about it.

 

11-lauren-thinking.jpg 

1. She hates all the boys that date her lady friends ====> She’s possessive of her lady friends ====> She wants to make love to her lady friends.

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2. Her relationships with men consist of vapid, scripted conversations in front of a camera crew ====> She creates enormous drama over the fact that once she has merely spoken to a man, none of her lady friends, past, present, or future, can ever SPEAK to him ====> One by one, she is taking every man in L.A. off the market so that her lady friends have no choice but to make love to her.

 

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3. She has a moustache ====> She has testosterone coarsing through her body ====> She’s not afraid to show it ====> She wants to make love to a lady.

 

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One Response

  1. not me… ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean the other LC!!!!!!

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