I am currently in Salzburg, Austria… the land of the real hills. (The Sound of Music was shot here.) And since being in German areas for the last week or so, I have noticed signs with the name ”Montag.” And they aren’t talking about Heidi. In German, it means Monday.

Heidi Monday.

In Austria, bitch would totes be a porn star.

…no comment.

So I decided to catch up on what was going on in the world (AKA celebrity gossip blogs) and I come across this:

“Time To Retire This Pose.”

Followed by this photo:

If you know me, you know why this is deplorable.  You better bet that I’ve been posing like that in front of every major site in Europe.  Holla!

And if anyone was wondering - the Amy Winehouse stalk-a-thon came to a close disappointingly. I was in Camden for almost a week and there was no sign of her. Even at 4 in the morning, roaming the streets! Off to Amsterdam tomorrow!

Pack up and go to Europe for 6 weeks.  Plan on stalking Amy Winehouse.  And become cultured, eat good food, take lots of pictures, aaaand find direction/purpose.  (Wish me luck!)

…we all thought the lyrics were, “I saw the sun?”

Did anyone else LOL @ the lady that told Whitney to only wear black?  Effing New York.

Also, was it just me… or did the conversation between LC and Stephanie seem like a “secret lovers” chat?

A shrine with… apples, Buddhas, coffee, and cigarettes…

Who’s would it be?

I saw the movie 21 yesterday afternoon, and dare I say… it was good!  Not only was Jim Sturgess of Across the Universe starring (and switching from an English to a Boston accent), Kate Bosworth was in it too - AND is appearing to be eating!  I was entertained the entire time and have this prevailing urge to visit the Vegas this summer…

This is a new subject, so you may be asking, “What stalk-a-thon?”  “How is it back on if I never knew about it and it was off?!”  Ok, ok, I’ll tell ya.

I’m going to London at the end of the week, and one of my main goals was to stalk Amy Winehouse.  I may not have time to post while I’m anywhere else in Europe (I’ll be gone for 6 weeks, actually), but I will be sure to post from London, ESPECIALLY if my stalking works out.

It was reported that Wino was being shipped to Israel or South Africa (both places, heavily concentrated with Jewz), but she is now just moving (AGAIN!) across town.  So here’s to hoping that she will be in Camden at least for a week.

Face-palm yourself when you find that the sample article you wrote for that “silly animal magazine” was actually for a cover story of a magazine that was then featured on Perez Hilton’s website.

Marilyn Manson was edgy and scary and “goth”?