So, last week on the show, we had an evil she-Pratt and the staggering discovery that Justin-Bobby is on a serious amount of drugs, which almost made his behavior for the last few months acceptable. Almost. He’s gone for now and
This week, we discovered the color of LC’s eyes. “Blue with yellow [...]
So Dawn walks in with a mangled face and says, “I was attacked by a giant wedged-tailed eagle in Calgary. She thought I was poaching her man-eagle.” Really? Come on now. I am, however, looking forward to her mouth being sewn shut for two weeks.
Cut to a bedroom romp. [...]
And so it starts: “Let me do what I want if you don’t care.” Heidi is starting to sound like her twin fiancée! Um, hi guys, a wedding is not something to be ambivalent about. Anyway, let’s talk about this church thing going on with this show. Mayhaps another reason [...]
Nip/Tuck is back! The sex scandals are back! The issues with their kids are back! There are dirty sluts! Plastic surgery freaks! Prostitution?! OMG. I think a huge reason that this episode was better than the first few was that it didn’t center at all on… what was [...]
I’m not gonna lie, I was definitely looking more forward to watching Win a Shot at Love than Nip/Tuck tonight, but I knew I had to push through and watch the later one first. FX doesn’t have the rerun frequency of MTV.
I don’t know. As much as I enjoy watching Bradley [...]
On to The Hills. Re: Whitney’s blasphemous party space — I’m still seething. Photo booths in the confessionals. Huff. She is, for sure, the reason that Southern California was aflame. BUT YAY FOR THE SHOW OPENING WITH “CLUMSY” BY FERGIE!!!1! Love that song. It’s addicting. It makes [...]
So, we “found out” this week that The Hills was scripted, thanks to Gavin — LC’s date last week. I don’t really think or know if it matters. Opinions?
Okay, wow, honestly… does Whitney think it’s really okay to host a Hollywood party at a church? And put photo booths in the confessionals?! [...]
Random:
- Paris sighting in Hollywood. She was wearing a black and white striped dress. Apparently is yearning for the jailbird days still? [thanks, CK] (Maybe that day, she was shopping for a new orange jumpsuit!)
- Lindsay Lohan MIGHT be engaged. She’s been spotted quite a few times with a ring on her [...]
The commercials for LA Ink last week were TOTALLY deceiving. It showed Kat Von D making out with someone with pretty long blonde hair. I thought my convictions in her sexuality were about to be proven correct. But I just saw the next episode and that someone turned out to be a [...]
Every two weeks or so, I have received an advertisement in my email that looks like that (picture above). And it says: “Send ***** or someone special 36 Autumn Roses for $29.99… New Variety!”
…I want to kill myself. Did ProFlowers NOT get the memo? We broke up. And I’m bitter. This is shitty advertisement. [...]
