Archive for the 'Letters!' Category

Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
March 31, 2008

While I do realize and appreciate that Facebook is becoming more and more user-savvy, I have a complaint to register. It has to do with the new “You May Know” feature. There are people in that little 2×3 box that yes, I do know… and yes, have successfully avoided since deleting them from [...]

John Mayer Just Earned Major Points
March 7, 2008

John Mayer and I seem to have a little more in common than I thought! He recently wrote this on his blog:
“Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have [...]

Dear Missy Elliott,
February 15, 2008

I feel like you should have either provided all of America with 3-D glasses, or rethought the format of your new video.  For a moment, I thought my eyesight was failing.
Just saying…
- Sara Elizabeth

Dear Tom Brady,
February 4, 2008

Even though you lost, I still think you’re totally hot.
Love ya - mean it!
- Sara

Dear Ashlee Simpson,
February 1, 2008

I want your shoes. And your boyfriend.  I think it’s a fair trade since you’ve clearly stolen my hair color.
xoxo,
Sara Elizabeth

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Dear Josh Groban,
November 29, 2007

You have the most amazing voice. I would like to swim in it.
Sincerely,
Sara Elizabeth

What do you do with a BA in English?
October 18, 2007

Write important memos:
A Memo to my Ex
Re: Clarification of Love Claim and (In)Securities Involved
Also: My Newfound Trouble with Relationships, in General.*
Dear Ex Girlfriend,
I know that in past few months I had told you several times that I loved you. I am here to clarify, with memorandum, that it’s not so much “love” as it is [...]