Archive for the 'celebrities' Category

Mean Miley?!
July 25, 2008

Now, I know that every 15 year old has a mean streak in them (see also: ONTD readers), but when you are trying to portray yourself as “a good girl” and are starring on THE DISNEY CHANNEL, you should probably not let videos of you making fun of other Disney Channel girls… leak onto the [...]

Snap Judgements
July 25, 2008

 
When is Ashton Kutcher going to jump out and tell us we’re being Punk’d?
 

Allegedly…
July 24, 2008

LiLo and saMAN were spotted last night, having a lovers’ quarrel at The Waverly, in NYC.  Are they dunzo?  And if not, how much longer will they last?  It was reported yesterday that they have matching necklaces and bracelets.  In lesbian relationships, that is usually the kiss of death…

noted quotes
July 24, 2008

 
 
 
On his daughter’s wax figure at the Madame Tussaud’s: “It’s great. We just said we’re going to take this one home and send the real one back.” - Mitch Winehouse

bzzz:
July 22, 2008

We have a sad RIP.  According to Gossip Boy R, Estelle Getty AKA Sophia Petrillo, from The Golden Girls, died today - 3 days short of the 85th birthday.
 
 
 
Thank you for being a friend.

LezLo pre saMAN?
July 21, 2008

Different sources are speculating that Samantha Ronson is not Lindsay Lohan’s first lesbian relationship.  Ostensibly, LiLo used to live with “very close friend” Courtenay Semel — who is very definitely sapphically inclined.  Semel is now dating one of the Johnson & Johnson heiresses.  Good times.  Courtenay pictured below…
 
I dunno.  I think Lohan has horrible taste [...]

“no.”
July 20, 2008

Miley and her fantastic one syllable responses.  When asked to rap about Tupac…

Snap Judgements
July 18, 2008

Hey, Claire Danes - Gumby needs a stunt double and was wondering if you’d be willing to paint yourself green…
 

Seriously, though…

Snap Judgements
July 15, 2008

Playing house is so 10 years ago… literally.

(photo of Jamie Lynn Spears, boyfriend, and baby c/o OK! Magazine)

Paris = preggers?
July 15, 2008

While I was in the dentist chair this morning, I received an “OMG Paris Hilton may be pregnant!” text message.  This was news I already heard, or at least I thought I heard.  And then I started thinking about a possible heiress-twin rock band brother-and their babies reality show.  And then I thought that perhaps [...]