Archive for the 'celebrities' Category

The Hills are alive with the sound of… Monday?
April 30, 2008

I am currently in Salzburg, Austria… the land of the real hills. (The Sound of Music was shot here.) And since being in German areas for the last week or so, I have noticed signs with the name ”Montag.” And they aren’t talking about Heidi. In German, it means Monday.
Heidi Monday.
In [...]

Travesty!
April 15, 2008

So I decided to catch up on what was going on in the world (AKA celebrity gossip blogs) and I come across this:
“Time To Retire This Pose.”
Followed by this photo:

If you know me, you know why this is deplorable.  You better bet that I’ve been posing like that in front of every major site in [...]

STALK-A-THON Is Back On!
April 1, 2008

This is a new subject, so you may be asking, “What stalk-a-thon?”  “How is it back on if I never knew about it and it was off?!”  Ok, ok, I’ll tell ya.

I’m going to London at the end of the week, and one of my main goals was to stalk Amy Winehouse.  I may not [...]

What Do You Do With a BA in English?
March 31, 2008

Face-palm yourself when you find that the sample article you wrote for that “silly animal magazine” was actually for a cover story of a magazine that was then featured on Perez Hilton’s website.

Snap Judgements
March 28, 2008

Maybe she is trying to disspell the nude photo debacle…

But nothing says “douche bag” better than Chinese lettering down your forearm.

Britney’s Back?
March 26, 2008

I finally got around to watching the returning episodes of “How I Met Your Mother” and I’d like to hand it to Britney… or at least the writers… she is FUNNY! Check out the clips below.

Snap Judgements
March 23, 2008

Victoria Beckham for Marc Jacobs:

This. Is. TERRIBLE. She looks like an alien. A creepy anorexic over-tanned alien. (I still want the Stam bag, though.)

c/o Moviefone:
March 21, 2008

Kate Beckinsale would rather go down on a woman than eat sushi.

6. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be [...]

Just Sayin’
March 21, 2008

A construction worker that has worked under Mel Gibson hung himself the other day on Gibson’s property.

…don’t blame him.

Lies!
March 18, 2008

Why do blonde Hollywood starlets have such a bad pattern of lying to David Letterman? Is it the gap in his teeth? Last year, it was Paris Hilton. And just now, when asked if The Hills was a scripted show, Lauren Conrad simply said, “No.”

…but she didn’t giggle like Amy Winehouse did [...]