John Mayer Just Earned Major Points

John Mayer and I seem to have a little more in common than I thought! He recently wrote this on his blog:

“Dear Ex Lover,

Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.”

I love open letters to exes! I wonder if he was talking about Jessica Simpson…