Let’s Discuss The L Word!

Sorry so late, but things were a little busy around here and The L Word was not viewed until just now.  But without further ado, let’s discuss The L Word!  (And – by the way – the word discuss means comment.  I really don’t understand why that is so hard for at least 5 out of 300-700 daily readers…)

Was anyone else wondering why it seemed necessary to have the first scene of this episode be a clip from Niki Stevens’ other film?  And did anyone else realize that that the movie seemed to be a second-rate version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

In other news, it looks like Shane is getting herself into a Sara-situation.  Girls with boyfriends = bad news bears.

Shane: “She’s different.”
Jodi: “It’s called heterosexuality.”

I love how pop culture this show is getting.  They’re already name-dropping Paris Hilton’s name, so this means she is definitely going to be on the show.  Unless that was her being on the show?  Who knows?

It’s amazing that the writers could create a character more detestable than Jenny.  It’s sad that it’s basically… Jenny’s clone Baptized in Orlando water.  Speaking of Jenny, what the hell is on her neck?  Is that a birth mark that I’ve never seen for 5 seasons?  Or a hickey?  Or throat cancer?  Or is it some dirty disease that Niki has too?  Or… yeah, it’s just a hickey.

“I will not continue the conversation until you remove the snot that is hanging from your nose.”  GREAT COME-BACK, JENNY.  GREAT.

Totally kind of love the gay4pay Shane actress trying to sleep with the real notgay4pay Shane.  Something I don’t kind of totally love, though – listening to Jodi speak.  I know that’s horrible and like, deafaphobic, but that’s what sign language and subtitles are for.  (Fun fact: Jodi is going to be on this season’s Dancing With the Stars.  Can deaf people dance if they can’t hear the rhythm of the music?)

This is me during any Army-or-Tasha-related scenes: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Phyllis: “Where are you going?”
Molly: “To go gay for Shane.  We’re going to adopt Chinese babies and live in a trailer park!”

Boring boring boring, lesbians and exes and dinner parties and deaf people and whatnot.

AND SHANE AND MOLLY MAKING OUT.  And then Molly getting awkward.  And then Shane is sad and I am sad but I think they’re going to end up together because I’ve been there before and that’s how it happens.  But then Molly will realize that was a bad idea and get back with her boyfriend and then Shane will be heartbroken because out of all the people she gets with, she falls for the one she can never truly have.

I HATE ADELE MORE THAN LIFE.  Fin.
I LOVE ALICE MORE THAN I HATE ADELE.  She’s so snarky and wonderful.

Oh man.  I wasn’t paying attention and it seems that Tasha outed herself after all.  So she really wins.  The real win is going to be next week’s episode when Shane sleeps with Molly and Bette confesses her love for Tina.

4 Responses

  1. Ok. I am totally in love with the tasha and alice storyline, including the army parts. It is a really big problemof society right now and a huge issue and I commend the writers for tackling it. I thought the ending was absolutely amazing and the cutest thing. Yay for Tasha and Alice.

    You are a deafaphobic, meanie. I can’t figure out if Adele wants Jenny for herself or wants Nikki for herself or just wants fame or what. I can’t figure out the motives.

    I really like Molly and I think she and Shane would be lovely.
    I think the opening Niki scene was to contrast her part on lez girls and to illustrate what a mainstream actress she normally is aside from that part.

    Can’t wait to see youuuuu.

  2. I fell in love with the army part. I agree with Kelly, I love that the media is using the opportunity to tackle larger issues.
    I hate Jenny’s snotty little sidekick. Jenny most likely got that marking from sacrificing small children in order to obtain some D&G clothing or something of the sorts.
    Other than that I am obsessed with Bette and Tina falling back in love, its so overly romantic and I am a sap.
    Oh and Shane would be an amazing one night stand minus the Herps living in her overly active vag.

  3. Seriously.

    I totally get what you are saying.

    I LOVE Alice and hate Adele. But that’s the point isn’t it? I mean I could stand Jenny most of the other seasons but I think the writers went with the fact that everyone hates her anyway. I hate Nikki worse. But I guess that’s life for you.

    And I think they should give Shane an STD. Just for moral value. What do you think?

  4. i love shane and i yhink that tina and bit shuld be toghter they remind me of me and my girl

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