- Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are allegedly dating now. Talk about a dating whore… Benji just got out of a long engagement to Aussie model Sophie Monk. If this Paris/Benji thing works out, then Paris and Nicole can be sister-in-laws. Does anyone else smell a really bad reality show in the works? “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” can be their ironic theme song.
- Angelina Jolie is for sure totally pregnant. In my opinion, that makes her for sure totally less attractive. Again.
- And most importantly, or sadly, Zac Efron is gay. Need evidence?
…Poor Vanessa.
