Art imitates life. Life imitates art. Art inside art imitates life. Life imitates art imitating art imitating life. Alright, I’m done.
First thing’s first. Is it just me, or are the sex scenes this season… like, totally and completely awkwardly long? Like, someone is going to walk in and gasp any second-awkwardly long.
Speaking of awkward… why is Phyllis’ daughter, Molly, palling around with the gays again?
It’s unfortunate that the only time Jenny isn’t acting like a diva-ish imbecile is when she is around Nikki. Even more unfortunate that Nikki is probably going to screw over production of the movie. It’s going to be either her or Adele, anyway.
I checked my email during the Army scenes. I am officially protesting camouflage. Yawn.
I don’t know how I feel about Alice joining that stupid television show and outing celebrities. I feel like this is going to launch another huge war between the entire group.
Okay. I had my head down to type for a second and was waiting for dialogue. Then there was what felt like five minutes of silence and I realized that there were deaf people signing and subtitles on the television. Damn those tricky deaf lesbians, conversing without sound.
“Alice, you can’t blog about this, okay?” HAHAHA, if I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me… amazing.
Lesbian Turkish oil wrestling. Hm. I’m going to have to consult my Turkish friends and see if this really exists. Of course, the only proper song to act as a backdrop to such an event would be “Smack My Bitch Up” by Prodigy. Here is my proverbial eye roll. What makes it worse and more uncomfortable is when Dawn Pulls in (good golly, miss) Molly into the ring and then Shane hops in and they all start rolling around and fighting and it just looks like a mess.
AND IT ENDS WITH EVIL MUSIC BACKING ADELE WITH A SLY LOOK ON HER FACE. I hate her. I hate, hate, hate her. Terrible, dirty, Orlando deceiving betch. I really hope that when Paris Hilton guest stars on the show, she kills Adele. [/rant]
Anyway… DISCUSS!
sigh. i wish i had showtime. otherwise i’d discuss. but from your weekly update, i’m waiting for adele to to either kidnap jenny and keep her in a deep well in the basement or just outright kill her with a candlestick in the convservatory.
just sayin.