The Hills are alive with the sound of SCANDAL!!!
Between the Bette and Tina goings on, the Jenny/Nikki affair (in the trailer with the recording equipment still attached), and the SheBar bitches trying to ruin EVERYTHING, this week’s episode was blazing with drama.
Okay, the beginning of the episode was hilar. How awkward are all of the actors in Lez Girls? “It says next that I eff her against the sink. I’m not sure what that means.” Hahahahaha. Jenny directing is so funny because she is so nonchalant about everything, including getting a “lesbian sex coach” to teach the actors how to… well, do it properly.
More on this episode after the jump. Note: it’s NSFWOM (not suitable for work or mom.)
AND BETTE AND TINA ARE MAKING OUT AGAIN!!!
…more than making out. Bette and Tina are having ex-sex!
And Tina is on top?!?!?!?! And talking dirty?!?!
…Hell has frozen over in so many ways this week.
I’m sort of really sad for Alice and her break up with Tasha. At least there is no more armed forces BS to deal with. [Edit: next week's preview put a big JK on that statement.]
Back to Bette and Tina: none of that is going to end well. Bette is two-timing on Jodi, which is invariably going to screw over her career, I feel.
Quote-ables–>
- “Puppies!” (LOL @ Angelica) …or rats. Oh no, those vicious SheBar bitches let rats loose in The Planet!!! They’re so low.
- “I need you to convince my daughter that lesbians can be upstanding and respectable and stable.” Ohhhhh, funny, Phyllis. Fun-ny!
Finally, there is the makeover that we all knew was coming. Adele is officially Jenny’s clone. And knowing Jenny, as narcissistic and self-indulgent as she is, she loves it. Adele certainly likes to lie though, doesn’t she?
