Get your daily work out by getting off at the wrong subway stop, thus having to walk a mile cross-town to work. Get there and do mass hole-punchings, toning your arms.
See a bunch of girls walking around with Herbal Essences bottles and special gift bags. Wonder: exactly what does this office do?
Be told several [...]
Amy Winehouse is a crack-head.
…videos of her chasing the dragon have been posted all over the internetz, thanks to The Sun. And finally, “yes yes yes!!!!1!” Wino checked into the Edward House private rehabilitation clinic in North West London on Tuesday evening.
Also exciting: Shrek is being made into a musical. It’s supposedly coming to [...]
Being working temp jobs. The first one brings you to a classy communications and branding company. Wake up at 5:30 in the morning; contemplate whether or not you actually slept.
Take the train at 7:38.
Arrive at work, late, at 9:15 due to train malfunctions and traffic. No one seems to mind.
Observe New York fashion sense. Pledge [...]
Br(okeback)eaking News! Actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan apartment moments ago. News as the story develops…
Later edit: he was found in his SoHo apartment, surrounded by sleeping pills. Authorities say that there was one bottle of prescription medication (likely Ambien) and another of over-the-counter sleep aid. Details on whether [...]
Hey girl, hey! Paris Hilton (looking Shane-o-rific) uses her man hands to master Guitar Hero 3 at the Sundance Film Festival.
(Image c/o mollygood.com)
SO OBSESSED WITH THE REWRITE REENACTMENTS for Lez Girls. That is so funny and wonderful. Not so obsessed with the fact that the theme song hasn’t changed yet. Thank technology for TiVO and fast forwarding options.
So we start at the gym and well, look at that. Shane working out. Without a sports bra. Without a [...]
I’d like the 11 dollars and 2 hours of my life back, please. It was ridiculously cheesy, AND Katie Holmes drank too much to realistically have diabetes. They need a damn fact checker.
It’s being reported that Britney has Multiple-Personality Disorder. Remember a few weeks ago when she was talking in that British accent? According to TMZ:
We’re told the whole British accent thing — well, it’s more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, “the British girl.” We’re [...]
I’m still trying to decide whether I enjoy Katherine Heigl better on the big or small screen. I think I’m so used to her as Izzie, that I will never be able to fully appreciate her starring in a movie.
That said, 27 Dresses was cute, even though the plot was completely predictable, as indicated [...]
The forthcoming Apple laptop, the MacBook Air has a few things missing from it. One of which is an optical drive. The optical drive in most notebook computers allows users to burn CD’s onto their hard-drives to listen to them on their computers or to upload them to their MP3 devices.
I wonder if Steve Jobs [...]
