New News

- Both Gwen (for sure) and Angelina (supposedly) are preggers. Looks like little Kingston and Shiloh (and Maddox, and Zahara, and Pax) are in for sibling(s).

- Amy Winehouse is still in rehab! Yes, yes, yes! (That joke will eventually get old, but I’ll milk it until then.) It’s reported that she and hubby Blake Civil-Fielder spent around $1000 per day on crack. DAMN!

- Speaking of rehab, it is also reported that Lindsay Lohan is back to hitting the bottle. She was seen partying this past weekend with Brody Jenner in NYC with a few friends and a goose. A Grey Goose.

- Something about Tom Cruise and Scientology and insanity.

- In eco news: if there were a color total opposite of green, that would be David Beckham. His carbon footprint is logged to be the biggest in history of man. Ever. In the world. Last year, he flew over 250,000 miles between soccer and personal business. He also owns a fleet of 15 cars, which includes a Hummer and a Navigator. To put it in plain terms, the average Englishman logs about 9.4 tons of carbon dioxide yearly. Becks is responsible for over 163! Al Gore needs to do a sequel of An Inconvenient Truth. It should be a documentary of the Beckham family. But MTV would probably try to buy it and make it another reality show.