What do you do with a BA in English?

Write things like this:

Before me is an image of a carousel. The carousel is an image of shame. As much as I could, for as long as I can remember, I’ve tried to get off of the carousel. It’s a persisting movement, spinning around over and over again. The same music plays and the same horses move up and down.

No one really ever wants to be on the non-moving horses. It’s always a race to get to the ones that are already off of the ground, just for reassurance. What people don’t realize is that the non-moving ones go just as far as the moving ones. Or maybe they do, but they like to be disillusioned.