This just in…

- Mischa Barton was arrested for driving drunk with a suspended license aaaand narcotics on hand. Bail was set for $10,000. Way to channel Marissa Cooper after claiming in your Maxim interview that you two were nothing alike. Liar. I’m not sure which is worse, her being arrested or her new Keds campaign. Really? I was sure we left those things back in 1988…

- Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged. I wonder who really wears the pants in that relationship since she’s [not so] secretly a drag queen [most of the time.]

- Also engaged: “New York” from I LOVE NEW YORK. Miracle on 34th Street, anyone?

- The Hilton family fortune is being given away to charity. At least, 97% is. That leaves the grandkids with a measly $69 million to split up. Poor Paris.

- LA Ink’s Kat von D may or may not be pregnant. Blame her MySpace page for that one.

- My favorite news tid-bit of the day: Spencer Pratt was invited by gay porn tycoon, Michael Lucas to star in a major gay porn movie. Amazing. Check the dirty details here.

- And finally, this is not researched, but probably: Britney Spears has a headline, somewhere, about her being crazy. And the sky is blue, as well.