What do you do with a BA in English?

Per request of the boss, start a new blog for the education website you are working on. Write about celebrities, anyway. Research Ivy League celebrities. While doing so, find that The Bell Jar is becoming a movie. Currently filming. Julia Stiles is starring. Try very hard to not jump for joy in the middle of the office.

Also find that Natalie Portman attended graduate school in Israel. And speaks Hebrew fluently. Try very hard not to jump for joy in the middle of the office.