(I’m on hiatus until the new year [unless Lohan goes back to rehab or a Spears sister dies], but thought this was worthy of reposting. See you in 2008!)
As the new year is quickly approaching, stock resolutions are being made. Lose weight. Spend more time with family. Get better [...]
- Mischa Barton was arrested for driving drunk with a suspended license aaaand narcotics on hand. Bail was set for $10,000. Way to channel Marissa Cooper after claiming in your Maxim interview that you two were nothing alike. Liar. I’m not sure which is worse, her being arrested or her [...]
So… like… they’re not lesbians? Hm.
12 Amy’s snorting,
11 Pratt’s-a-pricking,
10 Love’s-a-crying,
9 Paris ‘ pole dancing
8 Lindsay’s rehabbing,
7 Hayden’s swimming,
6 Jolie-Pitt’s adopting,
5 Spices lip syncing,
4 Anderson marriages
(divorces?),
3 Simpsons dating,
2 Spears family train-wrecks,
and a writer’s strike all over the country.
Merry Christmas from your favorite Jew.
Send your resume off to a bunch of places because you want a 2nd job. Receive a call the day before Christmas with an offer — to be a television show transcriber.
Jump for joy because you get to watch television. And type. Basically what you’re doing already, except money is [...]
I was traveling from the great whitegrey North on Wednesday, so I didn’t catch Gossip Girl and The CW is super tricky because they don’t let people see the episodes on their website until Saturday, so you can see the problem I had to face. It’s late, I know, so this’ll be short and [...]
So, it was brought to my attention the other day that Katie Holmes actually looks her age. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I must be stuck in a time warp where I’m thinking she’s around my age and still on “Dawson’s Creek.” That was my reasoning behind not approving [...]
Did you love A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila? Are you so sad that it’s over and Dani lost? I know. Most of us are. However! It may not be too much longer until MTV comes out with a spin-off to this fall’s favorite guilty pleasure. According to [...]
A not so recent discovery in the realm of text messaging is T9. A recent discovery in that area is the fact that you can’t really use it unless you are a sound speller. Of course, most people use “txt lng” or text language, which is abbreviated everything… but then there are some [...]
So, I just finished reading My Sister’s Keeper by Jodi Picoult. I recommend you do the same* because I just found out that they are making a movie out of it! Alec Baldwin is going to be playing Campbell, which I think might be a good choice, despite the age difference between him [...]
