I like to have usable conversations for stories on tap, just in case. I just wrote the following one for something I’m currently working on… except, it sounds more like real life.
When I got into my car, I flipped open my phone. I had two missed calls. One from the “unidentified number” [...]
So Dawn walks in with a mangled face and says, “I was attacked by a giant wedged-tailed eagle in Calgary. She thought I was poaching her man-eagle.” Really? Come on now. I am, however, looking forward to her mouth being sewn shut for two weeks.
Cut to a bedroom romp. [...]
I’m not a Chuck fan. After the first two episodes, I became disinterested. However, Rachel Bilson guest-starred on two episodes and I am currently watching them.
I love her. I love, love, love her. In the first minute she is on the show, she has a Summer Roberts freak-out moment and then [...]
Watch this. Enough said.
And so it starts: “Let me do what I want if you don’t care.” Heidi is starting to sound like her twin fiancée! Um, hi guys, a wedding is not something to be ambivalent about. Anyway, let’s talk about this church thing going on with this show. Mayhaps another reason [...]
It was brought to my attention that I haven’t been giving enough… well, attention to music. So, from now on — “song of the week.” The importance of this song, “Music Is My Hot Hot Sex” by CSS is the following commercial:
The new iPod Touch commercial. I finally downloaded the entire song [...]
The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is set to air on December 4th this year — the first night of Hanukkah. I couldn’t ask for a better gift, personally.
The Superficial is my personal Hanukkah Harry this year. Click here for A LOT of pictures. And here is a teaser of Adriana Lima [...]
Take the advice of a friend and start reading a Jodi Picoult book. Become very upset when you find that she has taken a gimmick you wanted to use for a while - the art of having every chapter from the perspective of a different character.
Slowly walk back to the drawing board but make [...]
No one understands the importance of the concentration required to write about these television shows. Last night, I was at a friend’s house and she insisted on starting to watch the show at 9:07. So I spent the entire show (well, until 9:45 when I left) wondering why the hell there was a [...]
Spend your morning and afternoon writing copy for the website, watching amazing movies like Stick It!, downloading “music to work by”, and then travel by train into the city.
Learn an important lesson: a hooded ski jacket doubles as an umbrella! Learn another important lesson: don’t make eye-contact with men on the subway. They’ll [...]
