What do you do with a BA in English? (in NY)

Take the advice of a friend and start reading a Jodi Picoult book. Become very upset when you find that she has taken a gimmick you wanted to use for a while – the art of having every chapter from the perspective of a different character.

Slowly walk back to the drawing board but make a pit-stop in Greenwich Village on the way. Learn a few important New York lessons:

1. No on ever sleeps on Macdougal Street.
2. Drunk people become exponentially more annoying on trains.
3. “Hot apple cider” should not contain ice cubes. At that point, it becomes apple juice again.

2 Responses

  1. Why would ice cubes be put in hot apple cider?

  2. because that’s how my friend ordered it. i was very unhappy with that choice. haha

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