Nip/Tuck is BACK!

Nip/Tuck is back! The sex scandals are back! The issues with their kids are back! There are dirty sluts! Plastic surgery freaks! Prostitution?! OMG. I think a huge reason that this episode was better than the first few was that it didn’t center at all on… what was the name of that show? Hearts n’ Scalpels? It needs to stay away and never come back.

I like how part of the episode with Julia and Christian on the beach was narrated by a song that started “Screw California.” And what a zing to Christian’s ego that whole thing must have been. Not so enthused with the following, however:

• The hot tub scene. That was enough to ruin my lunch.
• Portia de Rossi’s character, Olivia. I’m all for “Team Bo” (that’s short for lesbo), but she is so… forward. I don’t know, maybe I just hate her because I hate
• her daughter. What a dirty, dirty whore. I am also bothered by the fact that people STILL think that the presence of a hymen is what makes them a virgin? Get educated, people.

Oh, gotta love how they played Amy Winehouse when Matt went back to the house because THEY ARE DOING CRACK NOW. What, Kimber? Really? Was the church not good enough for you? I can’t believe they are doing that around the baby. Did they not see the episode of Grey’s Anatomy where the baby went into shock because he was addicted to drugs, since his parents were housing a meth lab? Geez.

Next week looks intense. Rosie is back AND Christian is prostituting. See what happens when your heart gets broken?