The Hills are alive with the sound of… drama!
On to The Hills. Re: Whitney’s blasphemous party space — I’m still seething. Photo booths in the confessionals. Huff. She is, for sure, the reason that Southern California was aflame. BUT YAY FOR THE SHOW OPENING WITH “CLUMSY” BY FERGIE!!!1! Love that song. It’s addicting. It makes me want to create choreographed car dances.
Something that I’m surprised I haven’t commented on yet — the name tags on the bottom of the screen. You’d think, by now, everyone would know the main characters. I don’t see why it’s necessary that every time LC comes on the screen, it says her name in the corner. The entire world knows Lauren Conrad. She is the reason MTV is still in business. I mean, maybe for the several guys that phase in and out of the show. Like, it’s totally necessary for there to be the tag “Justin-Bobby, Audrina’s sometimes-boyfriend, sometimes ex-boyfriend, sort of seemingly drunk, Johnny Depp-in-Pirates-wanna-be” under that guy’s name. Mhmm.
I wonder what it would take to hijack Audrina’s life and work for Epic, suggesting bands to sign. Hmmmmmmmmm…
SURPRISE! Heidi is celebrating her 21st birthday with her only friend. Spencer. Nothing says “I love you” like a really ugly Chanel bag. And… is it just me, or are they starting to look like siblings? Something creepy is going on with this Hitler’s wet dream of an Aryan couple…
Commercial comment: The Real World. I haven’t been watching… (okay, honestly – haven’t been watching since, um, the Chicago season) but isn’t it a little too late for a new roommate? Hasn’t this season been going on for MONTHS already? The biggest mistake MTV ever made was to not cast me for that show. The Real Worlders inhabiting Sydney right now are so two-dimensional and insipid.
Hilary Duff. Why did she look like an Olsen twin for the second that she was on the screen? I miss the old Duff days. Lizzie McGuire, come back!
I don’t know what is in a “naughty school girl” but any drink that comes with a lollipop sounds amazing. I’m totally ordering one next time I go out. What was up with “Justin-Bobby, Audrina’s sometimes-boyfriend, sometimes ex-boyfriend, sort of seemingly drunk, Johnny Depp-in-Pirates-wanna-be” and his “She’s cool. She’s a good girl” response? The tag, this week, said “boyfriend” under his name. Act like a boyfriend, you skeeze-oid!
Next week, it looks like Heidi wants a reconciliation chat. Amazing.
