Keeping up with… Brody?

So there are about 3 channels on TV that I go to before beginning to flip through the rest - MTV, VH1, and E! Alright, 4 — admittedly, the Disney channel is also on the list. Anyhow, today, I saw a commercial for the reality show “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and saw Brody Jenner. At least, I thought it was him. He’s just spreading his reality TV seed all over the place, isn’t he?*

Does anyone even watch that show? I hear it’s like a mesh-up of “The Simple Life” and… hm, maybe “Hogan Knows Best”. Kim Kardashian is a 2nd rate heiress. She was supposed to be the next Paris, but who needs a new one when the other is doing things like promising to go to Rwanda?

This is totally unrelated, but it makes me laugh… Tom Cruize believes this: according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that their essences remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm. (Thank you, Wikipedia.)

…oh. Okay.

*J/K, J/K. I just did some research and found out that the Kardashians are Brody’s step family.