BAD Advertisement!

Every two weeks or so, I have received an advertisement in my email that looks like that (picture above). And it says: “Send ***** or someone special 36 Autumn Roses for $29.99… New Variety!”

…I want to kill myself. Did ProFlowers NOT get the memo? We broke up. And I’m bitter. This is shitty advertisement. They totally don’t get the hint. Flowers have not been purchased in over two months. They should know what that means. I wonder if this happens to anyone else, and if they share the same sentiments. Perhaps I should start a group called “We Do Not Need a Constant Reminder That We Once Had a Flourishing Relationship that Involved the Cute Sending of Flowers.” Or something. Either way… there isn’t even a “Remove yourself from our email list” option. Absolutely absurd.