I need this cat. Or a cat. Kittyyyyy, plz.
Are we subbing a Christmas tree for the good old disco stick this holiday season? Decide for yourself. Here’s Lady Gaga’s “Christmas Tree”. It’s kind of horrible, but the “light me up with me on top” lyric makes it well worth it.

Gyms only exist to make you feel bad about yourself. ;)

Twins? Autotune pop with screamo screams? I don’t know what’s going on here…
…and I’ll tell you why. Jesse Lacey is a self-indulgent (as if the song lyrics don’t sing this for themselves) prick and only played either slow shitty songs from the new album or slow shitty songs from the second to newest album, which they toured in 2006 with Dashboard Confessional. There was a moment of redemption in the middle: “Sic Transit Gloria”, and then one at the end, “Seventy Times Seven,” but other than that… no. Why the hell would you play slow songs for a crowd who wants to hardcore dance, especially when GlassJaw (bless Daryl Palumbo) just KILLED IT on stage right before?
Because you’re a self-indulgent prick. I’m deleting Daisy from my hard drive and never listening to it again, and never giving them another chance. But here, download it for free, because giving them another goddamn dime would be a crime.

(instead of the semicolon. that’ll be subsequent.) i’m getting just the text, on my foot. BECAUSE MY FOOT ISN’T A PIPE, EITHER! omfg.
Okay, in real life, Hayley Williams looks horrible and washed out as a blonde, but in this video, it works. Editing is everything. Check out Paramore’s “Brick by Boring Brick.” This is seriously one of the most aesthetically pleasing videos I’ve seen in a really long time. Eat your heart out, Gaga.
Um. I sort of need 2 sea otters. They hold hands. I’m in love. Forget about the Shiba Inu puppies. This is it.